Disgraceful: Trump Eats Dessert With Oyster Fork During Formal Dinner At Buckingham Palace

Disgraceful: Trump Eats Dessert With Oyster Fork During Formal Dinner At Buckingham Palace

London, England

In another low for the Cheeto-in-chief, Donald Trump embarrassed the United States yet again by eating his sticky toffee pudding with the wrong fork during a formal dinner service held at Buckingham Palace today. THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE!

Sadly, as a nation we have come to expect such loutish behavior from President Drumpf, but is it too much to ask our chief executive display a modicum of decorum while visiting the green and pleasant land? Not only did the tiny-fingered wonder employ the wrong utensil during the state dinner, but he actually had the audacity to use an oyster fork to gracelessly attack the toothsome confection on his plate- a faux pas that is sure to have scandalized the dukes and barons in attendance. How distasteful!

I yearn for the days when Barack Obama and his elegant wife Michelle graced the White House. There was a couple of refinement and taste who knew how- and under what specific circumstances- to properly use the 12 forks of varying sizes typically laid out during a meal in that august hall. Nevertheless, the orange one hasn’t a clue. That dreadful bungler!

Needless to say the Queen gracefully and serenely responded to the blunder with the sophistication and wit that only a Royal could exhibit. Lifting her glass for a postprandial toast to the American leader, the Queen delighted the dinner guests with an address marked by humor and erudition along with some cutting remarks that no doubt went right over the commander in thief and his ghastly head. Concluding her remarks to uproarious laughter, the notables spontaneously shouted “here! here!” in unison as the orange one was locked in a duel to the death with the sticky dessert.

It’s time like this that I wish America was governed by a monarch. Sad!

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