Disgraceful: Coddled, Mesothelioma-Free Millennials Have Ruined The Asbestos Industry
I can't be the first to notice that pampered, entitled Millennials are ruining everything. In a soft, politically correct America where "everyone gets a trophy" we have lost sight of what makes America the greatest country in the world. If you ask me, this current crop of pansies could never storm the beaches of Normandy or take Iwo Jima. Youngsters today would rather "do the dab" or eat Tide pods than get their hands dirty. This phenomenon can charitably be described as "the Pussification of America".
I'm the first to admit that we raised a generation of entitled "snowflakes" whose preferences for avocado toasts and dirty chai lattes are ruining once proud industries that made America the envy of the world. Case in point: Millennials are killing the asbestos industry.
Call me an old fogey, but in my time we admired asbestos for its insulative and fire-retardant properties. We didn't know it was carcinogenic and by God we didn't want to know. Five-dollar words like "mesothelioma" and "civil rights" weren't in our vocabulary. It was just a simpler time.
Today everything is upside down. Black is white, up is down and asbestos is toxic. College campus activist "SJWs" and "Antifa" influenced by communist professors funded by George Soros are taking to the streets and spreading propaganda about asbestos. Well, I have a few words for these useful idiots: there are only two genders and asbestos is perfectly safe!
But help is on the way.
God gave us the gift of a self-less leader named Donald J. Trump who has pledged to revive the ailing asbestos industry and make America great again. Speaking before a crowd of West Virginia asbestos miners, Trump made clear that he would do everything in his power to drain the swamp and help America's great asbestos miners.
"if you look at the electoral college, which is actually a lot harder to win than the popular vote, which we could have won if we wanted to- and it was one of the greatest election victories in history- which we won and shocked everyone. That's why we're doing all we can to drain the swamp which is why we so desperately need tax reform and if we don't win the midterms the Democrats will impeach me which is why they keep talking about this Russia thing which is an absolute witch hunt. They lost and are trying to impeach me and stop the great things we are trying to do for the great asbestos miners, who I love and who are some of the most beautiful people I know, and that means jobs, jobs, jobs, which if you think about it, is tax reform. Are you ready to go back to the asbestos mines!?"
We can only hope Trump prevails against the disgusting deep state conspiracy being waged by cultural marxists and the PC police. Godspeed Mr. President. Now excuse me while I have a ricola.