SPECIAL GUEST POST BY AMERICA’S MOST BELOVED HUMORIST andy borowitz

SPECIAL GUEST POST BY AMERICA’S MOST BELOVED HUMORIST andy borowitz

Andy Borowitz, the beloved New Yorker humorist behind the side-splittingly hilarious Borowitz Report has brought laughter to millions of Americans for decades. If there is one word that is practically synonymous with comedy that word is Borowitz. His daily site predictably delivers wall-to-wall laughs offering razor sharp satire. Everyone agrees. No one in their right mind could possibly find Borowitz to be painfully unfunny.

So without further adieu, we at American Carnage bring you the razor-sharp, satirical stylings of Andy Borowitz.

 

Donald Trump is a Dumb Stupidy-Head that Poops and Pees in his Pants

By Andy Borowitz.

Donald Trump is a dumb little stupidy head who has cooties. I saw Donald Trump talking to a girl behind the bleachers which means that he probably has cooties.

Andy Borowitz divides his time between his island estate in St. Kitts and his Central Park West Apartment in Manhattan where he lives with his beautiful, much younger wife. When he is not writing, he enjoys his well deserved $10 million fortune. 

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